This really is just the worst. I don't know why I don't post more on this here little blog because I have the most random life where the most random things happen to me. I hope its not karma because I swear I am a good person, for the most part. So I just think this is so funny and should be shared. SO it all started about two weeks ago. I was leaving for California for my aunts wedding and I decided to get a spray on tan, I was realllly white. I have gotten many spray on tan's before so no big deal. First of all I had no idea that this was one where someone actually sprays you not the kind where your all alone in a booth, so when she told me to undress and leave my under ware on, I'm thinking that maybe my "special under ware" wont leave the cutest tan lines. So that was round one. luckily they had disposable undergarments for such an occasion. round two. I usually get a spray on tan before I go to bed and then in the morning I shower and its perfecto. Well I had no time so I had to do it in the morning. Well apparently spray on tans just keep on getting darker so when I landed in California 12 hours later, I was somewhere in between an Indian women and a umpa lumpa. But no worries after a few showers I was gloriously tanarexic for the wedding.



p.s: I WILL ware a black undershirt next time
Well now here I am two weeks later with this!

Trust me it is a lot worse in person then these pictures can even begin to describe. I actually had someone at work yesterday ask me if i had some skin disease!! Perfect! um yeah its called freakinspraytanisum! It looks a lot worse under my shirt too don't worry. I have tried everything to even it out and nothing has worked! lets just hope it fades soon i am tired of looking like a block of colby jack cheese!